I'm smart and interesting and homoerotic. (twitter: @cantrelltweeted)

 

http://jacobayden.tumblr.com/post/92694027443/clientsfromhell-client-the-vp-did-a-three-hour

clientsfromhell:

Client: The VP did a three hour speech that needs to be cut down to 30 minutes and I need a VHS on my desk in a half hour.

Me: I can’t possibly make that deadline. Also, are you sure you don’t want a DVD?

Client: You are so negative! Why can’t you do it?

Me: I can’t…

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

MY FOOD IS CRUELTY FREE

people who eat crops picked by under payed, overworked, exploited and abused poor migrant workers (via bertoltbrechtfast)