I'm smart and interesting and homoerotic. (twitter: @cantrelltweeted)


Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door.

Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via mishproductions)

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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

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Yo. I am at my white fuckboy limit.



What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group