I'm smart and interesting and homoerotic. (twitter: @cantrelltweeted)
English Lit drinking game: take a shot every time you try to think of a synonym for “represents”
Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)
there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.